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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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-hello there!! my name’s patches, but you can also call me benjamin or theodore!!

-i moved here from @patches-the-sock-monkitty!!!

-im a transmasc genderfluid bi abrosexual fictoromantic!! gender and sexuality is like a giant blob to me

-i might call myself a lesbian/gay guy because i have a connection to both of those identities, and that would make me an mspec lesbian + gay man (and if you have a problem about that then kiss my ass ☺️)

-im also a minor (even though i might make risqué jokes sometimes) so no creepy stuff

-im a furry too so that’s cool!!!

-this is just my blog for aesthetics i like and posts i also like

-i like grandparentcore, nostalgiacore, lovecore, any aesthetic from the 1920’s and 50’s to the 2010’s, and basically anything i find nostalgic

-make no mistake this blog may look all cutesy and cozy at first glance but im actually unhinged and full of the Mental Illness (i still like reblogging neat looking stuff though)

-terfs and proshippers GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CABIN!!! hetalia and south park fans too GET OUT 👹

-tag list

-side blogs (no guarantee that i’ll actually post there more than once a week): @customerpalooza (fandom blog where i like to post about kingsley papa louie) @chalk-drawings-on-the-sidewalk (art blog) @disco-ball-ships (selfship blog)

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heritageposts

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

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*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

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tumblr's current business model isn't profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don't let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you're throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

''but tumblr needs to make money!!!''

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they're not even doing that. every change they've made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

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shortmexicangirl

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

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Reminder that this is an experiment as per their official announcement (screenshot below).

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Since this is an experiment, give your feedback to staff!

And remember to be specific on how this new navigation layout they are experimenting with is not working for you; hating it is one thing, but usability on different devices with different screen orientations, operating system, etc., would be much more impactful and meaningful.